How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.