Ba dum
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
The punchline is too long.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Neighbor
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
You barium! ba-dum-tss