How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.