How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.