Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.