How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!