Have a NICE day!
Because they don't exist.
Napoleon Blownaparte
because they would all surrender.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"