How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar