Support Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one saggy tt say to the other saggy tt?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...