Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.