Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"