What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.