Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll