Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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Ending them.

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Because he was Uber busy.

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The delivery.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver