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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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