How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!