How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.