How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery