One... The rest are true stories.
Boris' Karl loft.
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
3, and the rest are true stories.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)