How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.