How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "