None because feminist can't change anything.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
