How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.