How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish