How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.