How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.