How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children