How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble