How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.