How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".