In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Paperback
The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
Overdue
Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
The new softcap limits
King Pong.
The foundation's been laid.
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Pointless
Tennish
You're two shellfish."
Because he had already Reddit.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
You don't, you pick it up.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
A rental car.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.