What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.