How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."