What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel