How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"