How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.