Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

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What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?

Pro-shooto

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.