Tony
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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk !
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Timing
A: The car salesman can probably drive!
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
A speech impediment.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
A non-prophet non-profit.
Cause Tony Scott did it first.
C4.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Dansk kush.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Because they heard he's a web developer
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
A: That hit the spot.