What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Spanish Inquisition Jokes More Spanish Inquisition Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.