How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.