How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!