What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.