What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.