Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.