Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist