When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.