What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.