What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.