Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's