What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk