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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

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Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

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