What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth